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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
faireladypenumbra
leave-her-a-tome

All y'all sound like a despondent Victorian with how many commas you throw around, meanwhile I, a concise and admirable writer, who uses short sentences to precisely convey mine intent, like unto Hemingway, am blameless before God, and have made no such transgression in the eyes of my fellow man, all words being consistent, to the point, and simple without a compound sentence to be seen—

lunarmoment

My legal writing professor instructing me to be concise v. any Supreme Court decision before the 1960s

Source: leave-her-a-tome this is a very niche joke I will admit that law school I swear I'm funny
maybe-strawberry-blue
exaltioras

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

exaltioras

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone’s face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I’m sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

exaltioras

It’s like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That’s what the existence of human death feels like

Source: exaltioras this is a fascinating thought cw: murder Cw: death